Saturday, 31 December 2011

A Festive 50: Some favourite tracks from 2011

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Arabrot - Madonna Was A Whore
Battles featuring Matias Aguayo - Ice Cream
Bjork - Crystalline (Omar Souleyman Remix)
Blackout Beach - Be Forewarned, The Night Has Come
The Caretaker - Camaraderie at Arms Length
Cashier No.9 - Lost At Sea
Com Truise - Brokendate
Death Grips - Beware
Dirty Beaches - Lord Knows Best
The Dreams - Aloha Miami
Duchess Says - Narcisse
Enzyme X - Nathaniel
Factory Floor - Two Different Ways
Gang Gang Dance - MindKilla
Goreshit - Looming Shadow Of A Tree Long Gone
The Go! Team - Buy Nothing Day
PJ Harvey - Written On The Forehead
Hella - Psycho Bro
Husband - Love Song
Iceage - White Rune
Keep Shelly In Athens - Campus Martius
Kuedo - Scissors
Little Roy - Dive
David Lynch - Pinky's Dream
Maria and the Mirrors - Travel Sex
John Maus - Believer
Mazes - Shit Priest
Metronomy - The Bay
Modeselektor feat. Otto Von Schirach - Evil Twin
Mogwai - Drunk and Crazy
Muscles Of Joy - Coins Across His Hips
Ngunni Lovers Lovers - Cheza Ngoma
Oneohtrix Point Never - Replica
Peepholes - Tunnels
Planningtorock - The Breaks
Prurient - A Meal Can Be Made
Psychologist - Comes In Waves
Retox - 30 Cents Shy Of A Quarter
Rockwell - Aria
Shabazz Palaces - Swerve... The Reeping Of All That Is Worthwhile (Noir Not Withstanding)
Sissy and the Blisters - Mystics
Soft Metals - Psychic Driving
Trailer Trash Tracys - Candy Girl
tUNe-yArds - Gangsta
US Girls - If These Walls Could Talk
Veronica Falls - Come On Over
Kurt Vile - Jesus Fever
Wu Lyfe - We Bros
Jamie XX - Far Nearer
YACHT - Dystopia (The Earth Is On Fire)

Sunday, 11 December 2011

45 Cover Versions

Live on national television on Saturday evening, Leona Lewis began a disgraceful butchering of Trent Reznor's song 'Hurt'. Eradicating all traces of poignancy and injecting it with several tonnes of mediocrity shipped in from Cowell's underground bunker ("Activate key changes! Turn on the blubbing!," you imagine him cackling through booming loudspeakers inside a control tower), its remains were then spat out, having been neutered and beige-popped, into a cavernous arena full of screaming wankers who now regard Harry Styles an icon. Simultaneously enraging and delighting Twitterers (but mostly enraging them), 'Hurt' was transformed into the sort of histrionic karaoke-friendly "ballid" that's presumably more palatable to the likes of Tulisa and her Lidl Mixers. Let's just say that she didn't remind us of a young Johnny Cash. So, as this year's nauseating Fix Factor splutters towards an anticlimax for another year, here are 45 cover versions which don't, y'know, completely suck. I've observed the following rules:
1. Only one song per artist.
2. No Live Lounge nonsense.
3. Obviously no Mark fucking Ronson either.
 
Here are six of the best...

Fall - Lost In Music


Bis - Shack Up



Katzenjammers - Cars



Melt-Banana - Monkey Man



Vermin Twins - I Want Yr Sex



Glass Candy and the Shattered Theatre - Johnny Are You Queer




And here are another 39...

Associates - Love Hangover
Bangles - Hazy Shade Of Winter
Birthday Party - Cat Man

Blondie - Hanging On The Telephone
Bowwowwow - I Want Candy
Johnny Cash - I See A Darkness
Chromatics - Running Up That Hill
Clash - I Fought The Law
Cramps - Domino
Creepers - Baby's On Fire
First Aid Kit - When I Grow Up
Friendly Fires - Your Love
Human League - Rock 'N' Roll / Nightclubbing
Joan Jett & The Blackhearts - Do You Wanna Touch Me (Oh Yeah)
Grace Jones - La Vie En Rose
Kingsmen - Louie Louie
Metronomy - Toxic
Elton Motello - Jet Boy, Jet Girl
Nirvana - The Man Who Sold The World
Pale Saints - Kinky Love

Pixies - Head On
Residents - I Can't Get No Satisfaction
Schneider TM/KPT.michi.gan - The Light 3000
Silicon Teens - Memphis Tennessee

Slits - I Heard It Through The Grapevine
Patti Smith - Gloria
Soft Cell - Tainted Love

Sonic Youth - Superstar
Spiritualized - Anyway That You Want Me
St. Etienne - Only Love Can Break Your Heart
Stranglers - Walk On By
This Mortal Coil - Song To The Siren
Tiga - Sunglasses At Night
Trespassers William - Vapour Trail
Tricky - Black Steel

Urge Overkill - Girl You'll Be A Woman Soon
Vaselines - You Think You're A Man
Scott Walker - Jackie
Robert Wyatt - Shipbuilding

Wednesday, 26 October 2011

2012: A good year for The Roses?



"I'm slightly mystified by the great appeal of the Stone Roses," sighed an exasperated late night DJ on Radio One at the end of 1989 as they gained multiple entries in his Festive Fifty. "I was gonna say that they sound to me at times like Herman's Hermits, but that's not quite true either. I do that just to annoy you."





It was a dull bank holiday weekend at the end of May 1990 and a number of friends were venturing towards a place called Spike Island. Not only did their destination not sound particularly seductive, it wasn't really an island at all, more a sort of toxic wasteland near the Mersey, surrounded by chemical factories. They'd gone to watch a band whose eponymous album had rarely been ejected from the sixth form common room tape deck that year. Back when the Top 40 was organised by an elderly team of accountants named Stock, Aitken and Waterman, it had been thilling to watch The Stone Roses battle it out alongside chart heavyweights like Milli Vanilli and New Kids On The Block (and yes, they're also touring next year) on Top Of The Pops. 'Fool's Gold' and 'I Am The Resurrection' were formidable indie disco floorfillers. I probably wasn't "allowed" to go to what promised to be the baggy generation's Woodstock, but then again I don't really recall wanting to attend that desperately either.

In the Melody Maker the following week, Everett True commented on the baggies who were out in force. "There's no shortage of floppy Reni hats, Ghandi glasses, newly-pressed flared jeans or Stone Roses tee-shirts on view," he observed. "There's also an interminable amount of Inspiral Carpets / Shaun Ryder look-alikes." By the time they'd performed though, he recalled that both band and audience were "strangely subdued."
"If Alexandra Palace was an ignominious failure," he concluded, "good intentions blown away on a sea of bad sound, Spike Island was even more so. The grander the scale, the harder they fall."
"This is bollocks," one attendee was overheard to moan. "You can't hear nowt. It's like being at a fucking Tammy Wynette concert."
It was a total fiasco. Turns out I didn't miss much after all.



Five years later, in a career plagued by misfortune and ineptitude, John Squire decided to go mountain biking in California. This decision would prove to be a pivotal moment in the career of another band from the north of England who'd spent 14 years on the sidelines. Fracturing his collarbone in an accident allowed Pulp to snatch their Glastonbury headline slot and deliver a triumphant performance which would catapult them to fame and fortune.
"We're in a different universe to The Stone Roses, but I was looking forward to seeing them," said Jarvis Cocker shortly afterwards in Vox Magazine. "So I wasn't pleased with the way we got to be on the bill, but we couldn't turn it down. Like, we'd just written a song we played there called 'Sorted For E's And Wizz'. Again, I'm not that into fate but the title came from me talking to this girl about when she went to Spike Island. That was her main memory, all these blokes walking around saying: 'Is everybody sorted for E's and Wizz?' It just seemed like a totally appropriate place to play it for the first time."



For the Roses though, it all ended just over a year later at Reading, not with a bang but a whimper. Or rather, a Simply Red session musician and a sort of tuneless howl. The muffled screams you can hear are presumably the result of people hacking off their own ears, as their live experience is taken to previously unreached levels of discomfort.
"It ain't over until the flat laddie sings," a passing Britpop singer was heard to mutter.



And so to 2011, and in a hotel just a few minutes walk from my office, the original members have gathered in front of the press for the first time in 15 years to announce their reformation. (Do we still need to organise these conferences? Can't you just tweet the details?) Yet I find myself completely unwilling to give any fucks. Firstly, let's take THAT album. 
Upon its arrival, even the debut from Kitchens Of Distinction faired better in the NME reviews section. Jack Barron declared it to be "as inviting as a bathtub of purple jelly left over from the S*x*i*s," and even dismissed a colleague who, "after chomping a hit of LSD-impregnated graph paper" had claimed it was the greatest record ever made. "There again," Barron continued, "he thought he was having a conversation with Bugs Bunny at the time and I definitely don't have a tail."
Public Enemy, Frankie Knuckles and Derrick May were making more relevant music. For an album embraced by the acid house revellers, it contains few traces of anything musical from punk onwards.
Yet a decade later, that same record was charging it's way up those meaningless 'Best Ever' lists which magazine editors seem to take delight in clogging up their pages with, and by 2003 it had inexplicably been heralded a "generational touchstone" by a band who had supposedly saved British rock music, a life-changing opus which had taken pole position in the NME's Best Albums Of All Time list with relative ease. By 2006 it was an artefact that had "crushed doleful, Thatcherite inertia under waves of very positive, very uplifting and very British psychedelia," and which had "made every other band in the country redundant." And as they grace their front cover again for the first of two consecutive weeks, the NME's excessive coverage to bands who no longer exist appears to include the frankly astonishing claim that they actually invented rhythm.
Whilst part of the way we process popular culture is to re-evaluate, disregarding the worst and elevating the best from any particular period or genre, it feels as if the music press have been fervently intent on upholding the reverence of bands like The Roses for the last two decades, to the extent that we're all too often engulfed in a tidal wave of nostalgia.

But should I really be wasting valuable time and energy on slagging a tour that I could simply turn a blind eye to? After all, very few other bands from that era could shift 220,000 tickets in just over an hour. I probably shouldn't, especially since I thoroughly enjoyed seeing the reunited Pulp this summer, and that's despite that, as he handed out sweets to the kids and asked them about which discos they frequented, Jarvis's supply teacher attire meant his audience probably feared he'd more likely quiz them on coastal erosion or plate tectonics than play a gig.
The thing is though, Pulp never vehemently denied the possibility of a reconciliation at every available opportunity, and Pulp's repertoire amounts to considerably more than half a dozen tracks which could be convincingly hailed as musical brilliance, a bucket load of filler, five years spent arsing about in Wales, an horrifically bloated second album and some of the most atrocious live shows imaginable.
Even so, why is there such a need for veteran acts to consistently dominate the festival headlining slots, all bereft of new ideas, pretending to like each other again and willing to piss on their own legacy in order to pocket some filthy lucre to top up their
retirement funds? Research by Music Week reported found that, of the headline artists announced in the first part of this year for seven of the summer's biggest music festivals, just two out of 19 broke through during the past three years. Yet in 2007 more than half of the 20 headline acts at the same festivals were relatively new artists. This year, Pulp notched up six festival dates in the UK alone. Primal Scream accumulated even more, and they're touring a record that's 20 years old. Ker-ching, indeed.

In an era saturated with re-issues, re-packages, revivals, remakes and rehashes, there's barely time to listen to all the new stuff, in the hope that it might turn out to be as incredible as the record from Colin Stetson or The Caretaker or Death Grips or Dirty Beaches or Prurient or Cut Hands or Dub Phizix. The most popular digital commercial radio station in the UK is reportedly, wait for it, Absolute 80's. I mean, seriously, why? I want to know what music will be like in 2012 and who the innovators will be. I want to stumble across a band as mind-meltingly wonderful as Congolese musicians Konono No.1, like I did at this year's Field Day. Or Factory Floor. Or Omar Souleyman. I have no time or indeed any desire to spend an entire morning abusing my redial and refresh keys in an attempt to re-live a misremembered past by idolising a massively overrated group from my formative years. My point is that these reunion shows, much like Spike Island, will have very little to do with music at all. And that, as the recently reunited Steps would say, is a Tragedy. As Simon Reynolds writes in his terrific book 'Retromania', "History must have a dustbin, or history will be a dustbin, a gigantic, sprawling garbage heap."



Watching the Roses now as supposed rock messiahs, it's obvious that these people were single-handedly responsible for ushering in an era where boorish, "proper" blokes dressed in casual sportswear played "real" music. Like, with an guitars an' shit. They influenced a deluge of stupefyingly dull sounding bands who thought that overwhelmingly mediocre dad-rock was the way forward. Most of them have now, thankfully, faded into obscurity. (Oh. Hi Kasabian, I forgot you were still lurking at the back). Furthermore, watching Ian Brown's ridiculously arrogant monkey dancing, it's clear they are also to blame for the existence of Oasis (their reunion tour is currently pencilled in for 2015). I suppose it could be worse though. The Seahorses could reform.

Sunday, 14 August 2011

Tyler, The Creator

Tyler, The Creator's second album has been met with mostly positive critical acclaim. Slant Magazine praised “Tyler's snappy lexicon and accomplished musicianship” for ensuring that 'Goblin' is “a masterpiece for those capable of stomaching it.” HipHopDX stated that the record “achieves an engrossing dystopian vision... that refuses to compromise.” The NME declared him “a rare talent – a brutally funny motherfucker with an imagination that squirms like a tub of maggots, old enough to know that words leave bruises but still young enough not to give a fuck about the consequences.”

It's the language, however, which has since caused a furore, with the LA Times complaining that “so much ego-maniacal nihilism, while fascinating and at times revolutionary, wears thin very quickly". The Guardian also declared it “a self-defeating waste of talent,” concluding that it's “not an odd future but the ghost of hip-hop bullshit past.” The Fader even tallied up over 200 uses of the word “fuck” on the album, recorded 70 mentions of “bitch,” over 30 of the word “dick,” and, perhaps most depressingly, “faggot” is deployed at least nine times. 

Sara Quin of Canadian indie popsters Tegan and Sara added to the controversy, by deciding to air her grievances about the rapper on the band's blog, demanding that his “misogynistic and homophobic ranting and raving result in meaningful repercussions in the entertainment industry.” She continued that whilst his “sickening rhetoric” is “celebrated on the cover of every magazine, blog and newspaper, I’m disheartened that any self-respecting human being could stand in support with a message so vile.” Quin also implied that Tyler was somehow exempt from criticism for fear from his detractors of being labelled racist.
I’ve asked myself a thousand times why this is pushing me over the edge. Maybe it’s the access to him (his grotesque twitter, etc.). Maybe it’s because I’m a human being, both a girl and a lesbian. Maybe it’s because my mom has spent her whole adult life working with teenage girls who were victims of sexual assault. Maybe it’s because in this case I don’t think race or class actually has anything to do with his hateful message but has EVERYTHING to do with why everyone refuses to admonish him for that message.”

No sooner had Tyler tweeted his retort (“If Tegan And Sara Need Some Hard Dick, Hit Me Up!”), GLAAD waded into the debate, commending Sara for her rant and pointing out that despite denying allegations of homophobia, “his Twitter feed and rhymes are rampant with anti-gay slurs and references... Tyler’s attempts to be provocative as well as his indifference towards the consequences of his actions are irresponsible." GLAAD then referred to an earlier debate over rapper Lil B's lyrics, in which they warned that “…words matter. Slurs have the power to fuel intolerance.”



Just as Eminem's lyrics were scrutinised for causing similar outrage a decade ago, resulting in gay rights campaigners demonstrating outside his shows and a students' union in Sheffield banning his music completely, many fans feel that those critical of his vitriolic outbursts are failing to separate the author from the work of fiction.
Hey, don’t do anything that I say in this song, okay? It’s fucking fiction. If anything happens don't fucking blame me, White America,” he announces on 'Radicals', which could easily be perceived as a sort of disclaimer. Just as Slim Shady was created as an abhorrent alter ego through which spite and disgust could be articulated, is Tyler also playing an intentionally psychotic character? After all, much of the venomous dialogue purports to be an exchange between Tyler and a therapist, or possibly his own conscience. He isn't actually advocating this hated or encouraging anyone to emulate it.

Of course it's debatable to what extent Tyler is 'trolling' or delivering a parody, and the lyrical content is rife with gratuitous violence. Lines such as “Rape a pregnant bitch and tell my friends I had a threesome...” and “Go 'head admit it faggot, this shit is tighter then butt rape...” may leave a sense of disgust, but is it worse than the violently homophobic lyrics that Sizzla, Beenie Man and Insane Clown Posse have confronted us with in the past? Surely if you're going to accuse him of homophobia, you'd also have to assume he's a psychopath, a rapist and a serial killer? In fact, you'd also have to say he endorses arson, necrophilia and cannibalism. So are we guilty of taking songwriting too literally here? I mean, Ice T didn't actually kill any cops, right? Did Johnny Cash really shoot that man in Reno? Should Nick Cave be prosecuted for all those murders? Sure, some of the narratives do sound juvenile, but then it was written during his adolescence. As a result, much of it is self-deprecating, defensive and paranoid. Much time is taken up playing “Xbox in piles full of wet socks," poking girls on Facebook, incessantly masturbating and fantasising about “stabbing Bruno Mars in his god-damn oesophagus.”

But is this all fiction? Steve Albini, on an online forum, has revealed he encountered the Odd Future collective on an airport shuttle in Barcelona. "They piled in," he writes, "niggering everything in sight, motherfucking the driver, boasting into the air unbidden about getting their dicks sucked and calling everyone in the area a faggot. Then one of them lit a joint (or a pipe, I didn't look) and told the driver to shut the fuck up nigger and smoked it anyway. Interspersed with McDonalds requests were shouted boasts about how often they masturbated and fucked bitches nigger and got paid like a motherfucker fifty grand like a motherfucker."

Albini does go on to make some very relevant points. 
"I am well aware, thanks, that good people can make ugly art and that ugly people can make good art. Ultimately the function of art is to express something and move an idea from one person to another, and the tools of that can include revulsion and discomfort. Having been in a few bands myself, thanks, I know that the uninitiated can mistake these devices as windows into the soul of the creator. Ultimately they are, of course, but necessarily in the crude autobiographical way they are often interpreted." He concludes, however, that "they go out of their way to make it clear that this is not just a case of regular people making music about assholes, but assholes making music about being assholes."

Tyler's response? "Me Nor Anyone i Know In My Age Group Know Who You Are, Old Ass. Surprised You Knew how To Use A Computer. And What's Good With RAPEMAN?"
Tyler had also retaliated in an NME interview, attacking his critics for failing to listen to the “word play or the patterns we use” or the context in which they're used. “A lot of people take stuff too seriously. So some of the time it's actually for them, my subconscious doing it on purpose, just to piss them off... It's not our fault if they're fucking dumb enough to believe this shit...”
He concludes: “I'm not homophobic. I just think faggot hits and hurts people. It hits. And gay just means you're stupid.”

"They don't get it 'cause it's not made for them," raps Tyler on one track. Maybe that's it? I daresay that predominantly white, liberal-minded rock critics are not the target demographic here. Maybe we just don't “get it.” Whether he's a parody or a 'troll', it's clearly a deliberately abrasive and confrontational album, but given that the Odd Future collective have a lesbian member, should we all accept that 'faggot' is used as street slang, re-appropriated from those who use it in aderogatory manner towards homosexuals in particular? Is it all just tired sensationalism? Most importantly, is it actually OK to like this record?

Wednesday, 16 February 2011

Live Music Review: Sleigh Bells @ Heaven



(Londonist, February 2011)

A mix tape containing Abba, Mary J Blige and Fleetwood Mac ends abruptly, and as they gaze with trepidation at the tower of Marshall amp stacks above them, a furious torrent of unidentifiable death metal pours down upon tonight’s audience. They’ve already warmed to TEETH!!!, who were a riot of primal screams, pounding percussion and Kill Bill-style sirens. They’ve also danced themselves dizzy to JD Samson’s MEN, who manage effortlessly to be simultaneously confrontational and euphoric. However, half-blinded with white light and deafened by a high-decibel barrage of distorted bass crunches, the onslaught provided by Sleigh Bells is something else entirely.
Tearing straight into 'Infinity Guitars' and 'A/B Machines', Alexis Krauss is initially only visible as a hooded silhouette against a bank of strobe lighting, but still compelling to watch. During ‘Kids’ she prowls menacingly along the edge of the stage and, much like Alice Glass or Alison Mosshart, enthusiastically whips her hair, leans into the crowd and grabs at the sea of outreached arms below. Derek Miller prefers to lurk in the shadows, casually embarking on a full-scale invasion of the auditory canals. Such is the cacophonous wall of sound which ensues, it’s often difficult to determine whether he’s playing a guitar or firing a machine gun at us.
Having served their apprenticeships in both hardcore punk and bubblegum girl-pop, it’s easy to see why label boss MIA gave her nod of approval. It’s essentially Atari Teenage Riot juxtaposed with Destiny’s Child (and we’re frequently reminded of the potential greatness of that rumoured collaboration with BeyoncĂ©, should it ever surface). Tonight, a celebratory 'Crown On The Ground' ends with Alexis diving headfirst into the pit of raised hands. And that’s it. Ten short, sharp blasts of visceral ‘Treats’. No messing, no compromising and no encore. You wouldn’t want it any other way.

Sunday, 6 February 2011

Review: Gang Of Four @ Heaven



(Londonist, February 2011)

With an eerily similar economic and political climate to that of 1979, you could argue that now seems the perfect time for Gang Of Four to release their first material in sixteen years. It was just weeks after Thatcher’s ascendance to power that four fine art students from Leeds unleashed a danceable alternative to punk in the form of debut album ‘Entertainment!’, widely regarded as the defining post-punk artefact. Publicly praised by Michael Stipe and Kurt Cobain, and an influence on bands from the Red Hot Chili Peppers to Bloc Party, they’ve returned with their first album in sixteen years, ‘Content’, copies of which even come with a sample of Jon King and Andy Gill’s own blood.
A mad-eyed King paces the stage tonight, arms flailing in front of a sea of predominantly receding hairlines with as much agility and enthusiasm as a young punk would have. At one point, he pauses to reflect on his last visit to Heaven on the night of ‘The Great Storm’ in October 1987, after which he emerged onto Villiers Street and walked directly into the path of two oncoming trees. He later enhances the percussion on a glorious reading of ‘He’d Send In The Army’ by beating the crap out of a microwave oven with a stick. Damaged Goods, indeed.
Ensuring this is no reunion purely for nostalgia’s sake, ‘You’ll Never Pay For The Farm’ and ‘I Party All The Time’, full of jagged, razor-sharp guitars and lyrical venom, sit surprisingly comfortably with older favourites, whilst ‘Anthrax’ and ‘I Love A Man In Uniform’ remain as provocative and as relevant today as they did three decades ago. King later bemoans the fact we have a “reactionary government crushing the poor” before hurtling headlong into a spirited ‘To Hell With Poverty’. As a rallying cry and a beautiful wreck of nervous energy, it’s as good a reason as any for Gang Of Four to continue to exist, and as the bass reverberates into Heaven’s darkest corners, you can almost smell revolution in the air.
By Kevin Robinson

Monday, 3 January 2011

CLOR


Shortly following the release of their sole long-player, the following message appeared on the home page of their official web site;
“Clor, a band for whom musical differences surely seemed to be the whole point, have nonetheless succumbed to this hoariest of rock'n'roll fates and decided not to be a pop group anymore. Unable to reconcile the yin and yang of wanting to be both wildly creative and chart-bothering, they will leave a big, uniquely C.L.O.R.-shaped hole in the all-too-generic world of guitar/electronic music.”
Five years on, and the NME’s recent ‘100 Greatest Albums You’ve Never Heard” issue has awarded them a flattering reappraisal by placing them at the top of their list of records which were either overshadowed by their creators’ more celebrated work, or that languish at the backs of collections, loved only by a few. Krissi Murison correctly suggests that, by releasing it in the year of the ‘The’ bands, they were crushingly ahead of their time and may have fared better once the likes of Hot Chip, CSS and Klaxons had infiltrated the mainstream.  This record was a melting pot of great moments in pop… “Prince, Buggles, Devo, ‘The Pleasure Principle’, ‘McCartney II’, ‘Stop Making Sense’…”
I interviewed them in 2005 whilst writing for Disorder Magazine. The band were a bit knackered and I’d just come back from four nights of sleeping in a field in Berkshire. I had a stinking cold and was out of my mind on a cocktail of Lemsip and whiskey which, listening back to the tapes made me sound (and very possibly resemble) like a phlegm-filled fusion of Mark E Smith and Megan Voorhees on an ‘off’ day. However, we met in a pub near Elephant and Castle and here’s what happened…


“I’ll tell you what I did at Leeds,” says Luke Smith. “I went on the Big Wheel, which was excellent. Lots of double rotation.”
“I went on the springy thing,” adds Barry Dobbin. “You’re up in a crane in an egg-shaped cage held by two bungee ropes. I was in there when I was watching The Pixies… to enhance the experience.”
It’s a sticky late summer’s evening and as the festival season draws to a close, Disorder finds itself comparing bruises from the Carling Weekend with Barry and Luke from Clor. We’re in a pub just a stone’s throw from their South London studio where they spend their days bombarding themselves with bass and perfecting their kooky pop nuggets.
Luke: “The thrill of going on a fairground ride is seeing the poor maintenance that the thing is in. It’s not the views or the speed you’re travelling. It’s seeing that the screws are so badly welded on that they’re just holding on by some miracle and there’s just that little bit of friction… that’s what keeps your adrenalin pumping.”

Since the release of their eponymous debut album Clor’s promotional duties have taken them from playing at the Exit Festival in Serbia (The audience were, Barry remembers, “wanting death metal combos. Instead they got fey English pop”), to performing in front of 4,800 baying Prodigy fans at Brixton Academy (Luke: “Half of them liked it and the other half just wanted to see Keith Flint jump around.”). Then they were lured to Ibiza where this year the likes of Babyshambles and Maximo Park have been jetted in for Manumission’s first weekly indie club.
“We played at half four in the morning and left at seven,” remembers Luke. “After being in a transit van looking at overcast Britain it was amazing to fly over blue water and have people greet you with a full bag of beer ready to take you to the swimming pool.”
This is surely the sort of work you could do with every weekend isn’t it?
“Well, maybe we could do the Brockwell Lido!"

Clor was originally instigated at a club night named Bad Bunny organised by Barry and Luke at The Asylum in Soho. Armed with an esoteric playlist, everything from ragga to Brazilian breakcore to “discordant new American stuff” was played.
Barry: “It was just an excuse for us all to go out somewhere and play records that we liked. There were no rules whatsoever. We wrote two tracks, ‘Making You All Mine’ and ‘Good Stuff’ to have something of our own to play at the club.”
With a suitably fervent reaction to their own material, the pair set about forming a band. They quickly recruited Bob Earland (keyboards), Harry Bennet (drums, “also the bar manager at the club”), and Max Taylor (bassist, who also played in Roots Manuva’s band). Barry: “He played with us first, but we couldn’t afford to pay him and Roots Manuva could.”
At this point we should probably warn any bands that’ve been slogging away on the toilet circuit for years to look away now. Clor got signed after just six – SIX! - gigs.
“I think it was at The Old Blue Last when Parlophone approached us,” recalls Luke. “We were supporting Do Me Bad Things. One of the guys at the label told us he wanted to give us an album deal and we were just stunned. We didn’t know what we were doing really did we? We were just trying to have a laugh, essentially.”
Barry: “And to show off to our friends.”
Isn’t it quite an unusual step for a major to take?
Barry: “I think it’s pretty unique actually. There are no pressures and no guiding hand, which I think is what happens to most new bands when they go to a major.”
Luke: “We did this demo and they wanted to release it as it was (the ‘Welcome Music Lovers’ EP). We assumed they’d want us to rerecord it. They could’ve just popped us in a studio with a producer and we could’ve been a totally different band.”
Barry: “We might’ve been better.”
Luke: “We might’ve been good!”

‘Clor’ sounds like all the best bits of the last thirty years of eccentric pop, without ever ending up like some futile Xerox of anything. It also sounds like nothing you’ve ever heard but without sounding too laborious or impenetrable.  ‘Good Stuff’ and ‘Outlines’ are full of pop hooks and upturned melodies but they’re also peppered with darker and more menacing overtones. Unsurprisingly the band members have eclectic tastes in music. Barry has been known to name check Bonnie Prince Billy, Brian Eno and Jim O’Rourke, while “Bob’s really into hip hop stuff and Max is into amazing eighties power ballads. He’s part of the new eighties kind of revival. There’s a brand new generation that just loves it.”
Barry and Luke have taken the critical acclaim in their stride and have maintained their doggedly DIY approach to music making. Barry’s meticulous attention to detail all too apparent if you hit their web site where you won’t find endless photos of pouting musicians. Instead you’re confronted with his darkly comic animations of characters with claw-like fingers and toes and spacemen-like honey thieves.
“We don’t try to sound like anything really,” says Barry. “We just arrive at the things we arrive at because of the things we like doing, and I’ve no idea what kind of track we’ll make next.”
Again, Luke reckons that the freedom granted to them, and significant leaps in technology have helped shape their idiosyncratic style, giving their critics a near impossible task in attempting to pigeonhole them. “The freedom you have now as a musician is broader than it was even five years ago. For years bands had been given a limited amount of time to produce something that’s going to last twenty years, whereas now everyone has access to a home computer and you can get software to do what you want. I think there’s loads of exciting music around and that’s because essentially the recording process is something that’s no longer reserved for major record companies with big budgets. Technology has definitely helped hasn’t it?”
“Yeah definitely,” agrees Barry. Ever since Adamski!”

All of this culminated in Clor’s triumphant appearances at the Reading and Leeds festivals this summer.
Barry: “The music’s been propagated by the whole marketing machine that is at work in the record shops and the media, so people have heard of you. It’s good to know that you’ve made this music in a bedroom in London and somehow you’ve communicated to someone in… Sunderland or somewhere that you’ve never been.”
Whilst ‘Love And Pain’ (an everyday “giant bear meets tiny hairy woman” tale) incited an insatiable desire to pogo at Reading, the tent was overflowing with fans meaning there was no room to imitate the carefully choreographed star-shaped moves from the video.
“I want people to dance though,” says Barry.
“We’ll have to do what Fugazi do,” suggests Luke, “and chuck some people out to make some space.”
“The first time we saw it happen was at The Windmill (South London venue),” Barry recalls. “There was a group of four Japanese girls standing at the front and as soon as we started playing ‘Love And Pain’ they all danced perfectly in formation. They did it much better than it’s done in the video. It was so good that I forgot to sing the words.”