Saturday, 31 December 2011

A Festive 50: Some favourite tracks from 2011

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Arabrot - Madonna Was A Whore
Battles featuring Matias Aguayo - Ice Cream
Bjork - Crystalline (Omar Souleyman Remix)
Blackout Beach - Be Forewarned, The Night Has Come
The Caretaker - Camaraderie at Arms Length
Cashier No.9 - Lost At Sea
Com Truise - Brokendate
Death Grips - Beware
Dirty Beaches - Lord Knows Best
The Dreams - Aloha Miami
Duchess Says - Narcisse
Enzyme X - Nathaniel
Factory Floor - Two Different Ways
Gang Gang Dance - MindKilla
Goreshit - Looming Shadow Of A Tree Long Gone
The Go! Team - Buy Nothing Day
PJ Harvey - Written On The Forehead
Hella - Psycho Bro
Husband - Love Song
Iceage - White Rune
Keep Shelly In Athens - Campus Martius
Kuedo - Scissors
Little Roy - Dive
David Lynch - Pinky's Dream
Maria and the Mirrors - Travel Sex
John Maus - Believer
Mazes - Shit Priest
Metronomy - The Bay
Modeselektor feat. Otto Von Schirach - Evil Twin
Mogwai - Drunk and Crazy
Muscles Of Joy - Coins Across His Hips
Ngunni Lovers Lovers - Cheza Ngoma
Oneohtrix Point Never - Replica
Peepholes - Tunnels
Planningtorock - The Breaks
Prurient - A Meal Can Be Made
Psychologist - Comes In Waves
Retox - 30 Cents Shy Of A Quarter
Rockwell - Aria
Shabazz Palaces - Swerve... The Reeping Of All That Is Worthwhile (Noir Not Withstanding)
Sissy and the Blisters - Mystics
Soft Metals - Psychic Driving
Trailer Trash Tracys - Candy Girl
tUNe-yArds - Gangsta
US Girls - If These Walls Could Talk
Veronica Falls - Come On Over
Kurt Vile - Jesus Fever
Wu Lyfe - We Bros
Jamie XX - Far Nearer
YACHT - Dystopia (The Earth Is On Fire)

Sunday, 11 December 2011

45 Cover Versions

Live on national television on Saturday evening, Leona Lewis began a disgraceful butchering of Trent Reznor's song 'Hurt'. Eradicating all traces of poignancy and injecting it with several tonnes of mediocrity shipped in from Cowell's underground bunker ("Activate key changes! Turn on the blubbing!," you imagine him cackling through booming loudspeakers inside a control tower), its remains were then spat out, having been neutered and beige-popped, into a cavernous arena full of screaming wankers who now regard Harry Styles an icon. Simultaneously enraging and delighting Twitterers (but mostly enraging them), 'Hurt' was transformed into the sort of histrionic karaoke-friendly "ballid" that's presumably more palatable to the likes of Tulisa and her Lidl Mixers. Let's just say that she didn't remind us of a young Johnny Cash. So, as this year's nauseating Fix Factor splutters towards an anticlimax for another year, here are 45 cover versions which don't, y'know, completely suck. I've observed the following rules:
1. Only one song per artist.
2. No Live Lounge nonsense.
3. Obviously no Mark fucking Ronson either.
 
Here are six of the best...

Fall - Lost In Music


Bis - Shack Up



Katzenjammers - Cars



Melt-Banana - Monkey Man



Vermin Twins - I Want Yr Sex



Glass Candy and the Shattered Theatre - Johnny Are You Queer




And here are another 39...

Associates - Love Hangover
Bangles - Hazy Shade Of Winter
Birthday Party - Cat Man

Blondie - Hanging On The Telephone
Bowwowwow - I Want Candy
Johnny Cash - I See A Darkness
Chromatics - Running Up That Hill
Clash - I Fought The Law
Cramps - Domino
Creepers - Baby's On Fire
First Aid Kit - When I Grow Up
Friendly Fires - Your Love
Human League - Rock 'N' Roll / Nightclubbing
Joan Jett & The Blackhearts - Do You Wanna Touch Me (Oh Yeah)
Grace Jones - La Vie En Rose
Kingsmen - Louie Louie
Metronomy - Toxic
Elton Motello - Jet Boy, Jet Girl
Nirvana - The Man Who Sold The World
Pale Saints - Kinky Love

Pixies - Head On
Residents - I Can't Get No Satisfaction
Schneider TM/KPT.michi.gan - The Light 3000
Silicon Teens - Memphis Tennessee

Slits - I Heard It Through The Grapevine
Patti Smith - Gloria
Soft Cell - Tainted Love

Sonic Youth - Superstar
Spiritualized - Anyway That You Want Me
St. Etienne - Only Love Can Break Your Heart
Stranglers - Walk On By
This Mortal Coil - Song To The Siren
Tiga - Sunglasses At Night
Trespassers William - Vapour Trail
Tricky - Black Steel

Urge Overkill - Girl You'll Be A Woman Soon
Vaselines - You Think You're A Man
Scott Walker - Jackie
Robert Wyatt - Shipbuilding